So Easter holiday has come and gone in a blur of glucose and carbohydrates, which make up 90% of my body mass now. After a sinful barbecue and an overindulgent brunch at Jaspas, I'm back at work on Tuesday morning with my spam 'n egg sandwich, dreaming of fatty juices and other delectable delights, such as those on This is Why You're Fat, my new favourite website. From top: chocolate chip pancake with sausage on a stick, hamburger cake, egg 'n ham sammich, corn dog casserole, mega double-stuff oreo, the 60-pound rice krispy treat and the final, super-duper chicago deep dish pizza. I spared you some of the most disgusting images, like the "porkgasm" and bacon-bit covered krispy kremes and the chicken mcnugget milkshake with barbecue sauce, served in a martini glass with a mcnugget garnish. CLASS ALL THE WAY, baby. But if you feel cheated because of my actions, click on over to their site, there's plenty more succulent/repellent goodies for you to salivate/regurgitate over there.