Karlie, Stam and Anja at home. So not only do they look better than me, their homes look better than mine? Jelly belly!
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How freaking excited was I to spot this image on Interview magazine's website? So, so excited. Only... my brain wasn't working right. All I saw was a blur of red tiger print. Rockstud. Want. Need. Love. Fuck!
Then I kind of realised that the Valentino Rouge Absolute Mophie charger was actually... just a red portable charger with a Valentino logo on it. Um, and costs US$349. So not want. So not need. So not love. But still... fuck.
Proceeds go to charity though, so it's for a good cause, and we like those. Actually, proceeds go to THREE charities, so you can feel triply good. And your phone will charge so fast, it'll be the quickest-charging phone in the East. So there's that. And maybe you happened to need a portable charger. If so, hit it up here, you true fashion geek, you.
It's like Weird Al knows all my pet peeves as a word Geek. Dangling modifiers! The use of literally! It's vs its! (Obviously, using too many exclamation marks is not one of them.)
I have a fair few pairs of shoes (less than 100! I promise!) but I own no red heels...
According to the feng-shui master, red is an unlucky colour for me this year, so I'm meant to avoid it, but maybe this invites just the right kind of trouble. Although, given the heel height, maybe it's inviting trouble in the form of twisted ankles and scabby knees...
Available from Christian Louboutin this fall.