If you could see the temper tantrum I was throwing at my computer on Monday night, when the latest episode of True Blood was downloading at only 50KB/sec, you would be shocked. No small amount of filthy language flowed freely from the mouth of this lady, not unlike the way a dead vampire explodes into a nasty pile of gunk and other grossness. Well, rest assured, once I stepped away from the laptop the download speed increased, and all was saved. It's like I spend 6 days and 23 hours waiting for the next episode, and only one hour watching it, so it's nice when the world around us provides me with other True Blood-iness to keep me satiated in the meantime. In this case, it's my favourite magazine putting my favourite character (and generally, favourite man in the world) on the cover. Read it here.