Friday, September 5, 2014
This ad was on the back of every teen magazine back in the day. How come such a basic product could have such a high advertising budget? A question that I never asked back then, obviously. I bought it, though. My face BELONGS to Noxzema. Noxzema OWNS MY FACE, BITCH. I wanted curly brown hair and perfect poreless skin. And Noxzema could ostensibly help me achieve one of them. Does this face wash still exist? It smelled kind of funny, and had the ugliest packaging, and I guess it worked at cleaning your face but few face cleansers don't work, right? So I can't imagine it's lasted till today, but I hope it did, because I hope all those advertising dollars went to some use.