Tuesday, October 25, 2011
John was just walking along after PE class, minding his business when Aaron surprised him from behind and stuck both his hands down the back of his shorts. John was mortified. He turned to Aaron and pleaded for him to stop before he even started. But Aaron liked a little resistance during his conquests. He smirked a bit before tensing his fingertips around the band of John’s briefs. Aaron let out a short but sharp gasp, clinched his eyes shut and waited for the piercing pain to shoot up his ass.
For those who didn’t attend high school in North America, the above scenario is generally known as a Wedgie: The act of one’s underwear being pulled upwards by another person so that it lodges improbably deep into the rectal cavity. Walking normally by the victim is a near impossibility after said act.
It causes pain to the victim and all who witness it.
It’s no coincidence that when girls wear cheap, second-rate wedges on our city streets they walk in the same type of pain as John in the wedgie scenario.
I don’t think I can take much more.