Friday, October 25, 2013

A Baguette Bag, and No, Not a Fendi

I don't know about you, but I love bread. And if you don't love bread, you're probably lying because you're on a low-carb diet that prevents you from enjoying life. You know everyone loves bread because someone just invented a baguette bag that is not a designer shoulder-flap purse with two interlocking F's on it. It's a sort of crossbody affair that's long enough to fit, say, a pool cue that can be disassembled into two pieces, or the arrows you need to shoot from your bow, or one of those really long shoe-horns.

Oh, wait, those sound ridiculous, no one needs to carry any of those things around. But you MIGHT need to carry a baguette around, whether it's because you don't want to go straight home after stopping at the bakery, or just because you like to carry snacks around in your bag in case you get hungry, but in a stylish manner. Clearly the designers were targeting me with this invention because the girl in the product shots is styled in pretty much my default favourite outfit, cut-offs and a white shirt.

This was a crowd-sourced project that has already made its budget, so now all you need to do is order it from Cyan... I'd go for brown, because of its verisimilitude to the actual item it is intended to hold. But don't feel the need to listen to me. It's not like I have a baguette with me. Or that I'll hit you on the head with it. I don't waste food like that.

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