I blame the thigh-high boot for bringing us built-in gloves, like the ones that are attached to your dress as espoused by Riccardo Tisci at Givenchy. GROSS. As a rule, Celine shoes fall into that category of ugly-pretty (and occasionally, just ugly-ugly). These thigh-high boots leave very little to the imagination, in that they're little better than tights really, but somehow tights becoming shoes is a lot better than sleeves becoming gloves. Or at least I have been programmed by society to believe. And I feel like there is some woman out there who could probably pull these off. We'll probably see them on Sea of Shoes next week and then suddenly they're the Next Big Thing.